M- Hey mom, I am filling out my sports physical info for volleyball and they want to know if I get a concussion is there a time when you do not want to be contacted? Cuz, you know if your kid gets a head injury you might not want to be disturbed between say 3-6pm.
Me- Actually, I’d prefer not to be contacted at all. There has to be an alternative number they can call.
M- Social Services?
M- Ok, what is your relationship to the student?
M- Yes, yours.
Me- Well, lets go with mo…
Me- Just thinking here. In order to keep me out of prison, perhaps it would be better if I filled out the form.