I sent my husband to the store to pick up a few things. We kind of like each other, so even though the store is only a few blocks away, when he got there he texted me.
Him- U miss my already?
Me- Indeed. Hurry
Him- R u hungry?
Me- I saw the “h” and assumed you were gonna say horny, but yes.
Him-There are no cheese brots.
Me- There are cheese brots.
Him- Never mind found them.
Him- Are your horny?
Me-I assumed you were gonna say hungry, but YES!
Him-Figured I would send you a nude picture of me!
Racy, I know. Clearly he hasn’t seen this post.
P.S. This is an old pic one of the kids took. He was not texting and driving.